February 2012
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notthiscrap:
Justice League for Anon, I hope you like it hun \o/
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You got it: OPINES →
alexds1:
A portrait of Santorum made entirely of gay porn! LOL!
This message brought to you by the “look how level headed and smart our party is: we fight for equality by making childish pictures of the opposition out of things that they oppose. Also we don’t think this is hypocritical at all.”
I…
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Valthehistorian: My two cents on the Jennifer... →
valthehistorian:
Disclaimer: I do not, in any way, endorse the horrific insults and misogyny hurled at her today. All of it is sick, wrong, cruel and unacceptable. I seek to critique her response to the question of what video game companies should do to appeal to a broader audience that includes woman. Her full…
astraldireparrot: PRO TIP →
astraldireparrot:
[TW: sexist yelling]
I’ve heard a few people justifying their attacks on a certain BioWare writer (who I believe is currently on maternity leave) by saying that it’s “criticism,” and that all writers need criticism to improve.
Fortunately, this is an area I have some experience in!…
In Honor of their 100th Birthday, Nabisco is... →
thegoddamazon:
I’m about to fucking jump out of a window. I can’t even…
Oh my fucking GOD the same day as Mass Effect 3 too? March is winning. Forever. FOREVER.
One of the great things about living in Indiana:
We’re a huge test market, especially for groceries.
I picked these up at the store yesterday. They are exquisite.
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yamino:
I liked the critique I got on my...
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luseylottay:
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oh my god I am just imagining scenarios of wrex trying to flirt with the princess
and garrus is his wing man
Garrus is probably giving Wrex really bad dating advice…
Just imagine every bad pickup line in existence…
Garrus is suggesting them all to Wrex.
scumbag garrus
Is he wearing a polo shirt
oh my gosh
I….oh my gosh
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astroize:
conleysdoodles replied to your post: oh my god I am just imagining scenarios of wrex…
i2.photobucket.com/albu… haha
baaaahahahahahahaha oh my god this entire thing is amazing.
Everything is amazing.
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oh my god I am just imagining scenarios of wrex trying to flirt with the princess
and garrus is his wing man
Garrus is probably giving Wrex really bad dating advice…
Just imagine every bad pickup line in existence…
Garrus is suggesting them all to Wrex.
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[Citation Needed]: SilverHawks →
citationneeded:
Launching from their satellite base, Hawk Haven, the SilverHawks flew into battle five days a week for one season. The fictitious Galaxy of Limbo in which the series takes place apparently has an overall atmosphere with breathable air and acceptable living condition of temperature and pressure;…
Aaaaahhh you guys they used my submission <3 <3
Dick Amicitia es Optimus Amicitia: Mmm, Girl, you... →
myfuturenoms:
morriethegeeky replied to your post: Mass Effect Drabble Prompts?
Garrus/Tali fluff?
“And then I told the Bosh’tet that if he didn’t message me back than he should just not bother talking to me at all.” Tali groused as she painted Garrus’s talons a bright pink color that she had…
Garrus/Tali Bromance is the best Bromance.
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AT LAST: ORIGINAL CONTENT
Mmmyes.
Perfect.
I should probably rename this blog
to “Weird Crap I Found on the Internet.”
I’ve heard it told some people actually use tumblrs for posting original content.
what is that.
…seriously tempted to pay a dollar to hilight this post.
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January 2012
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As Promised: Wizard Timekeepers
(Continued from previous chat conversation, some of which was posted here. It helps to click the links.)
Narwhallo: http://www.amusementrental.com/obstaclecourses.php
Jon: "#unclassybridalshower"
Narwhallo: best combo ever
fight me
Me: :<
Narwhallo: heheheh
Me: hahahahahahhahahaha
hold on
hold on
Narwhallo: hmmm?
Me: can we get the Optional Wizard Timekeeper
Jon: "I don't know what that is, but evidently a Wizard Timekeeper is worth seventy-five dollars"
Narwhallo: hahahahaha
It seems cheap, really. If it's an authentic wizard time keeper
Me: I know
authentic wizard time keepers are pretty rare, man
Narwhallo: They are!
Me: Jon is now obsessed with finding out what a Wizard Timekeeper is
Narwhallo: Thank goodness I found a place to get one
of course he is
Jon: "is it a guy who just comes with the obstacle course?? I don't know! He's in all of them?! He can teleport between products! HE'S A WIZARD."
Me: The only thing we could possibly know about a Wizard Timekeeper is that he keeps time and is $75
Narwhallo: Other than that...
he could be anything
Jon: "What's he keep time on?? The race? YOUR LIFE?? We simply don't know!"
"He's seventy five dollars."
Narwhallo: Is it too much? Is it not enough??
Me: Only mad laughter follows. (referring to Jon)
what is the going rate on wizard timekeepers??
Narwhallo: I'll have to look into it
I don't want to get gypped after all
Jon: "Is there a star rating on the Wizard Timekeeper? Can we rate him as if he were an Amazon product??"
Me: https://www.google.com/search?q=wizard+timekeeper&hl=en&prmd=imvnsb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=pKMbT96QLKXY2QWcrJCdCw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1131&bih=604
Narwhallo: ahahahahaha
Me: google image search has proved fruitless
Narwhallo: I am distraught
Me: http://www.emilyrodda.com/images/content/books/thetimekeeper_front.jpg except for this
Me: WIZARD TIMEKEEPER
Narwhallo: How will I know what the proper going rate is??
what the fuck is that
Me: WIZARD
TIMEKEEPER
Narwhallo: THE THRILLING SEQUEL TO FINER'S KEEPERS
she shold have called it FINER'S WIZARDS
*shoudl
**Should
Me: FINDER'S WIZARDS
THE TIMEKEEPER
Narwhallo: hahahahaha
Me: THE THRILLING CONTINUATION IN
THE WIZARD TIMEKEEPER CYCLESAGA
I THINK I'VE UNRAVELED THIS MYSTERY
THE TIMEKEEPER
Narwhallo: YESS?
Me: THE ROBIN WILLIAMS ROBOT IN TOMORROWLAND
IN THAT REALLY BORING RIDE THING THAT'S NOW THE MONSTERS INC LAUGH FACTORY
MAYBE HE BECAME A WIZARD
can robots become wizards
NarwhallO: YES
YESSSS
yes they can
if they pass a rigorous exam
but oh man Annie
annie
it's bed time
Jon: "maybe he became a wizard. How does a robot become wizards? By going to wizard school. Like harry potter. Who's a wizard."
Me: he just walked away muttering that
then just said "wizard" and closed the door to the bathroom
How Much Can You Buy A Piece Of The Aggro Crag... →
impsythealmighty:
I have ALWAYS wanted a piece of the Aggro crag! But whyyyy would anyone sell theirs?!
I will fully admit to checking eBay periodically over the past seven years just to see if anybody was selling their Glowing Piece of the Radical Rock. Seeing an actual posting like this…it’s like I’ve finally found a unicorn, and I think I might be satisfied with just...
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Coming soon in: Shit You Don’t Care About Conversations:
WIZARD TIMEKEEPERS
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So I'm getting married in 2013
(And here is a conversation between me and Narwhallo, my Maid of Honor. It should be noted that Laura/Narwhallo has been to a "White Tie Wedding," which is a level above Black Tie that I, and no one involved, knew existed before she told me about it. She didn't even know, and she is fancy as fuck.)
(Narwhallo and I chat over IM, and as is the case with this evening, I tend to transcribe my fiance's interjections into the conversation, and eventually my typings are a strange amalgamation of madness.)
(This is going to be the best wedding ever)
Me: Jon says to tell you the wedding is going to be Grey Tie
Jon: "oh shit wait no"
Narwhallo: Hahahahaha
Jon: "Platinum Tie"
Narwhallo: oh fuck
that' shit's classy, man
Me: everyone is in victorian ballgowns
even the men
encrusted with diamonds
Jon: also it is in space
there is lace
EVERYWHERE
Me: lace under your fingertips
Narwhallo: ahahahahaha
Jon: it is required to wear sexy leingeree under everything
Me: even the men
Narwhallo: Everyone gets butlers
Jon: children are neither seen
nor heard
Narwhallo: and pots of tea are just flying EVERYWHERE
Jon: children are shot on sight
Narwhallo: I'd be happy with such an event
Me: half of the event is on thoroughbred unicorns
Jon: there will even be
unlimited
juice
Me: Platinum Tie
save the date
Narwhallo: fuck yes
Jon: also a bear will be the best man
Narwhallo: unlimited juice? This party's gonna be off the HOOK!
Jon: he will also be in leingere
Me: and a bustle
Narwhallo: jesus fuck this is fucking classy
Me: six bustles
that is the minimum number of bustles
Narwhallo: I might be too low-brow for this event annie
Jon: the bear will have a butler
that has a maid
Narwhallo: hahahahaha
Jon: that has a bear
that has a butler
who has a monkey with a fez
Me: each in more bustles than the last
your ass
Narwhallo: hahaha
Me: will be stacked through the roof
covered in lace
and in space
my train will be as long as the continental united states
Narwhallo: YES
Jon: it will be held at one end by a satyr
Narwhallo: Only then will I be impressed
Me: we ever seek your approval, Laura of the Fancy Weddings
Narwhallo: anything less and I'll be pleasantly nonplussed
As you SHOULD
Jon: "Even Klout says she's influential about weddings"
Nawrhallo: heheheheheheh
Klout tells no lies
Jon: "there will be a post-wedding foxhunt"
Me: the fox is mounted on a rocket horse
Narwhallo: Everyone will wear opera gloves
Me: from the future
Narwhallo: no exceptions
Jon: "and super-secret opera sunglasses"
"which are like opera glasses, but they're also SWEET SHADES"
Narwhallo: There will be at least ONE murder in a locked room behind closed doors
fuck YES
Me: the reception is held in the Accusing Parlour
Me: watercress sandwiches will be served.
Narwhallo: Exactly
And everyone's secrets will be aired, even if they have nothing to do with said murder
Jon: "Agatha Christie will be there. But not the normal Agatha Christie. The Agatha Christie from space."
Narwhallo: We will say "God Save the Queen" at LEAST 40 times that evening
everyone will be challenged to a polo death-match
YES
Space Agatha Christe
playing Space Polo
Jon: "The President, the Pope, and the Dalai Lama will be there"
"They are then hunted for sport following the foxhunt"
"#classywedding"
Narwhallo: Very, very yes.
I have no complaints
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Jon: "#unclassybridalshower"