(Source: reasoningwithvampires)
Honestly, I love this.
“had informed on me” … how the fuck did her editor miss that
HA for you, Marzipan
Dana, Dana, queen of grammar, let me crown you with a diadem of semicolons and sit you on a Bookshelf Throne~
I diagram sentences in my head sometimes. Nothing complicated mind you, just the basics. This is hilaaaaarious.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Make it stop. Someone. Please.
I am all for the creative use of language, but…