Secret Yeti Shaq Attack

As Promised: Wizard Timekeepers

• (Continued from previous chat conversation, some of which was posted here. It helps to click the links.)
• Narwhallo: http://www.amusementrental.com/obstaclecourses.php
• Jon: "#unclassybridalshower"
• Narwhallo: best combo ever
• fight me
• Me: :<
• Narwhallo: heheheh
• Me: hahahahahahhahahaha
• hold on
• hold on
• Narwhallo: hmmm?
• Me: can we get the Optional Wizard Timekeeper
• Jon: "I don't know what that is, but evidently a Wizard Timekeeper is worth seventy-five dollars"
• Narwhallo: hahahahaha
• It seems cheap, really. If it's an authentic wizard time keeper
• Me: I know
• authentic wizard time keepers are pretty rare, man
• Narwhallo: They are!
• Me: Jon is now obsessed with finding out what a Wizard Timekeeper is
• Narwhallo: Thank goodness I found a place to get one
• of course he is
• Jon: "is it a guy who just comes with the obstacle course?? I don't know! He's in all of them?! He can teleport between products! HE'S A WIZARD."
• Me: The only thing we could possibly know about a Wizard Timekeeper is that he keeps time and is $75
• Narwhallo: Other than that...
• he could be anything
• Jon: "What's he keep time on?? The race? YOUR LIFE?? We simply don't know!"
• "He's seventy five dollars."
• Narwhallo: Is it too much? Is it not enough??
• Me: Only mad laughter follows. (referring to Jon)
• what is the going rate on wizard timekeepers??
• Narwhallo: I'll have to look into it
• I don't want to get gypped after all
• Jon: "Is there a star rating on the Wizard Timekeeper? Can we rate him as if he were an Amazon product??"
• Me: https://www.google.com/search?q=wizard+timekeeper&hl=en&prmd=imvnsb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=pKMbT96QLKXY2QWcrJCdCw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1131&bih=604
• Narwhallo: ahahahahaha
• Me: google image search has proved fruitless
• Narwhallo: I am distraught
• Me: http://www.emilyrodda.com/images/content/books/thetimekeeper_front.jpg except for this
• Me: WIZARD TIMEKEEPER
• Narwhallo: How will I know what the proper going rate is??
• what the fuck is that
• Me: WIZARD
• TIMEKEEPER
• Narwhallo: THE THRILLING SEQUEL TO FINER'S KEEPERS
• she shold have called it FINER'S WIZARDS
• *shoudl
• **Should
• Me: FINDER'S WIZARDS
• THE TIMEKEEPER
• Narwhallo: hahahahaha
• Me: THE THRILLING CONTINUATION IN
• THE WIZARD TIMEKEEPER CYCLESAGA
• I THINK I'VE UNRAVELED THIS MYSTERY
• THE TIMEKEEPER
• Narwhallo: YESS?
• Me: THE ROBIN WILLIAMS ROBOT IN TOMORROWLAND
• IN THAT REALLY BORING RIDE THING THAT'S NOW THE MONSTERS INC LAUGH FACTORY
• MAYBE HE BECAME A WIZARD
• can robots become wizards
• NarwhallO: YES
• YESSSS
• yes they can
• if they pass a rigorous exam
• but oh man Annie
• annie
• it's bed time
• Jon: "maybe he became a wizard. How does a robot become wizards? By going to wizard school. Like harry potter. Who's a wizard."
• Me: he just walked away muttering that
• then just said "wizard" and closed the door to the bathroom