Ladies & Gentlemen, Zap Rowsdower!
OH MY GOD.
That someone took the time to turn his mug into a beautiful painting… *tears* wow.
“What’s yer name laddie? Mine’s Rowsdower! Zap Rowsdower!”
He comes to save the day in a broken pickup truck
With a stiny denim jacket on his back
He couldn’t help this movie, which really sucked
But at least we didn’t have to see him play hackey sack
ROWSDOWER SAVES US
AND SAVES THE WHOLE WOOORRRLLLDDD