Secret Yeti Shaq Attack
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lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.
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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
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Oh NO.
me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight?
Dame Archer:*turns around*
me: gasp! *instantly in love*
my bi heart………
I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS
*dies*
Oh shit.
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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
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lokean affirmations™
The fools let me become an MD, and I didn’t even have to cheat.
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Hi Benito and Chris; I'm catching up on the new podcast. I want to again extend my apologies for questions I've asked in the past on Chris' other podcast, that had no real use beyond stirring the pot of needless debate, and I promise to refrain from that from now on. So, is the story of Jesus Christ an isekai?
First of all, I hate this.
Second, yes, I think it is, but a reverse one where the protagonist is originally from a world of million eyed beasts where everything is made of fire crystals and then wakes up as a baby in a world of tennis shoes and mayonnaise
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It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was
chaotic dumbass
I nearly spit out my fucking drink.
what a precious fucking nerd!!!
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day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend
gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits
no more bare tits
oh shit a bow
having a moment
🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty
aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes
good morning sluts, back to work
fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)
we’re gonna be so pretty
wig snatched
shit do i gotta act like a lady now?
if I play dead it might goes away
oh my im getting hotter by the minute
what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry
I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️
girl’s night out(ish) 🍻
This is the most perfect post on this hellsite
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that Diana Wynne Jones interview where she’s like “I don’t understand why so many girls are into Howl, it must be because they want the challenge of fixing him” is so optimistic, like DWJ’s out here hoping I at least want to make him a more functional person as if “rogue academic turned melodramatic fashion disaster whose social skills Do Not live up to his own hype” is not a perfectly valid thing to be attracted to
@corvidscorpse said: People who aren’t morosexual just don’t understand those of us who WANT a complete dumbass
DWJ, a reasonable woman: behold this undesirable man. look at him, he dresses weird and he keeps emotional support spiders and doesn’t even question people moving into his house without asking and he has to reverse psychology himself into doing anything he’s actually supposed to do.
every morosexual in a 100 mile radius: oh fuck yeah babey
god this isn’t even touching on the fact that Howl is??? apparently??? an ordinary-ass Welshman who was studying spells (????) at the doctoral level and then (somehow???) found a doorway into Actual Magic and promptly moved there to set up shop as a wizard with like five different names and two outfits but still goes home sometimes because he loves his niece and likes to hang out with the rugby lads (still working on processing Howl being a jock but?? okay), because PRESUMABLY all of this is supposed to further illustrate that Howl is an absolutely ridiculous sort of person but all I see is a man who made the exact decision I would make in a millisecond if given the opportunity
Howl Jenkins is what happens when the overpowered ‘thrust into a fantasy world’ man… is not the main character.
Howl Jenkins is what happens when an a normal man gets thrust into a fantasy setting and is mostly excited to dick around and learn some magic to turn his hair different colors, only to realize to his dismay that being a powerful wizard means that people are going to ask you to actually do shit for them
Howl’s real name is just Howell which is one of the most generic welsh names ever and is like a guy named Steve going to a fantasy land and naming himself Stev.
Howl is supposed to be totally ridiculous yes but also supposed to abruptly in the middle of the story turn out to be Extremely Relatable.
We turn the black knob to the Mysterious Destination and afterward Sophie is more confused than ever (though not by much because she isn’t interested enough) but the audience has abruptly had ‘incomprehensible fantasy chaos wizard’ transmogrified before our eyes into an easygoing perpetual grad student with no job prospects whom nobody takes seriously, except he has a secret magic life, which is in fact only slightly less stupid and even more off the rails than the normal one.
poetry.
Just want to add: being invested in rugby does not make a Welshman a jock. It just makes him Welsh
As a longtime filmfan, this discourse makes me Real Excited to read the book.
so I thought this was about howl’s moving castle
it is
it is, in fact, about Howl’s Moving Castle. the adaptation was. not the most faithful ever. 😂
I think I’ve reblogged this before, but I just have to celebrate Howl’s glorious trash can personality again.
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